After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco, and advised to get at least eight hours of sleep per night.
Finally, the patient asked, "What about my s*x life, Doc? Will it be alright for me to have int*rcourse?"
"Just with your wife," responded the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited."
2007-03-10 12:28:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ow so true chris the thrill does go after a few years
2007-03-11 00:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 12:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, it's pretty cruel towards the wife. The joke also has a small humor to it.
2007-03-10 12:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love this one!!
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-10 13:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Ha Ha Ha.
2007-03-10 13:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry 1/10
2007-03-10 12:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny...but sort of messed up.
2007-03-10 12:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by Shane 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but no2/10
2007-03-10 12:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by musicsweetie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny but probably true
2007-03-10 12:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-10 12:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋