ChEeR mE uP, iM BoRed!!!?

Question

Im bored....can anybody cheer me up?

Answer 1

what is brown , fuzzy and hangs on the wall???























the fungus growing bigger and bigger each day in my brothers room














yeah i know it sucks but i tried

Answer 2

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have .

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.

Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (And don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!)

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call the Cardinal over!!

Answer 3

One day an employee sends a letter to
his boss asking
for an increase in his salary!!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing
mo$t
de$perately. I think you $hould be
under$tanding of
the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given
$o much $upport
including $weat and $ervice to your
company. I am $ure
you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond
$oon.



Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh


The next day, the employee received
this letter of
reply:


Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very
hard. NOwadays,
NOthing much has changed. You must
have NOticed that
our company is NOt doing NOticeably
well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the
world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United
States may go
into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember
presidential elections things may turn
bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You
kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,


Manager

Answer 4

supposedly all of these stories i subscribe to are real. heres one:
---------- Norwegian palace put up on eBay -------------

OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian Royal Palace in Oslo went on
the auction block this week for a brief time until it was
pulled off eBay early Thursday as a hoax. The last bid
received for the stately pile in the center of the capital
city was $99,999.99, the newspaper Aftenposten reported.
The posting on the auction site said that the palace could
be moved to another country and that it was royals not
included -- although it suggested that King Harald V and
his family would want to stay with their house. Sven
Gjeruldsen, a spokesman for the royal family, told the
newspaper VG that he was unaware of the auction and had no
comment. King Harald, whose grandfather, King Haakon VII,
was a Danish prince chosen king of Norway in 1905 in a
national referendum, celebrated his 70th birthday last
month. The palace was built in the early 19th century as
the Oslo residence of the king of Sweden, which then ruled
Norway.

how weird is that?

Answer 5

These are some worth seeing videos on Youtube:
Spiders on drugs or spiders( its starts off as a nature video but is really hard core in the end)
Muffins
fainting goats or goats
narcoleptic dog
ninja
Montgomery
worst day ever
grand theft Mario
Conan - iPhone Commercial
bad host
citizen hero
perfect date dating video
sparkling wiggles
the perfect girl friend
evolution of dance

Answer 6

An American lady of 40 desires to get married, yet she is barely prepared to marry a guy if he has in no way been with a girl. After a number of unsuccessful years of looking, she makes a decision to take out a private advert. She finally ends up corresponding with a guy who has lived his entire existence interior the Australian outback. They finally end up getting married. On their wedding ceremony nighttime, she is going into the bathing room to prepare for the festivities. while she returns to the mattress room, she famous her new husband status interior the midst of the room, bare and all of the furnishings from the room piled in one corner. "What got here approximately?" she asks. "i've got in no way been with a girl," he says, "yet while that's something like a kangaroo, i'm gonna desire all of the room i will get."

Answer 7

What did I ever do to you ,that makes you bored ? That I have to cheer you up?. Hey! get your own cheering squad..... Smile !!! Keeps on Rocking!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

I'm really bored too. I've been sitting at work for 7 hours just playing on the comp. Bored.com sometimes can be amusing. or you could look for random things on google. :)

Answer 9

go to a website and look at some videos for a spell.

Answer 10

http://www.eavesdroppersblog.blogspot.com

A good laugh will always cheer one up...