8 simple rules for someone dating your daughter
2007-03-10 11:43:34 · 12 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1. Keep 3 feet away at all times.
2. If you even think of "it" I will kill you in your sleep.
3. You use it, you lose it.
4. Two words "Scrambled Eggs"
5. You hurt her, I kill you.
6. No ideas.
7. Treat her like a princess.
8. Don't think.
2007-03-10 11:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 2 - but when she starts dating I will probably have 80 simple rules. With the 1st one being go away !
2007-03-10 11:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough one Col, I have a 12 year old daughter who thinks she's 17. Here's my rules
1. No you can't
2. Don't even think about it
3. It's not worth the pain
4. I know where you live
5. Closer than two feet will be painful
6. Be so nice to her you feel sick
7. Yes I will follow you
8. Yes I suffer from stress
Fear is the key for potential boyfriends, scary thing is I know what I was like when my first chest hair appeared, good luck mate.
2007-03-10 12:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, Here are 8 simple rules for a would-be man who wants to go out with my beautiful teen-age daughter.
1. You must be smarter than I am.
(I will check the intelligence of the man by letting him answering Yahoo Answers.)
2. You must drive a car better than I do.
3. You must be richer than I am.
4. You mustn't smoke, drink or gamble for the rest of
your life.
5. You mustn't be taller than I am.
6. You mustn't be cooler than I am.
7. You mustn't touch her without my consent.
8. You mustn't be with her without my presence.
2007-03-10 17:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. treat her properly
2. don't push her too fast/far
3. be kind to her
4. be sure she gets home safely
5. don't offer her drugs or booze
6. don't flirt with other girls when you're together
7. drive safely
8. don't hurt her
2007-03-10 11:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no chance on you dating any of mine you fail first test your on yahoo asking ...
2007-03-10 11:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im locked in my room till menopause.
^^
2007-03-10 11:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Velvet Rain Drops 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-03-10 11:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by www.japanvideogames.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only have sons
2007-03-10 11:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming you have.
2007-03-10 11:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lilly26 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋