A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
I got this off of a website that i think is called "ahajokes.com" or something. Do you like it? Or is it old?
2007-03-10 11:23:14 · 22 answers · asked by nicki2400 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it. I don't care if a joke is old, I still like it. But this is a new one for me.
2007-03-10 11:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by watanake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty funny. 7/10
2007-03-10 19:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-10 19:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by chica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe T is right
stay away from that website...
2007-03-10 19:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a funny one! ^_^
i LOVE blonde jokes...
2007-03-10 19:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by qaztothymax 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-03-10 19:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH i actually laughed out loud that was so funnny lol
2007-03-10 19:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lava 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I finally got it.good one.
2007-03-10 19:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff and Vanessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shouldn't blondes stick together? lol, that's great.
2007-03-10 19:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by datopher64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, lol!
2007-03-10 19:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by xoxox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋