Funny Jokes?

Question

what are some funny jokes i can pull on my sister? like the Big Red gum rapper thing or something like when they're sleeping to put whip-cream on their hane then tickle their face with a feather so the whip-cream gets on their face..

Answer 1

vaseline on the toilet seat

Answer 2

Here's what you do, get about 4 or 5 squares of toilet paper, keep them together and then take one end and twist it up so that it gets into a point. Then while she is asleep, slowly stick it in her nose. She will either slap herslef in the face and go back to sleep, so you can do it again, or she will slap herself and jump out of her bed.

Answer 3

1) get a fake spider,one that looks really real,it's better if it's rubber

2) On a holiday or while you guys are at the table eating talking etc. sit next to her and have the spider in your hands so she can't see it

3) At a non-expected moment throw the spider at her.



It worked on my sister,she screemed REALLy loud,my sister is 16

Answer 4

When their asleep put her hand in warm water & see what happens.

Or cut the top of of her deodernt and replace it with cream cheese.

Answer 5

oh, dang, so many choices.... depends on whether you want an innocent prank or something big.

you could try sticking her hand in room temperature water, for one thing. now, if you really want to make her mad, put some plastic wrap over the toilet seat. :)

Answer 6

This is the best one ever!
While shes asleep put her hand in warm water and keep it there untill she wets herself,
Ive done it and its hilarious :D

Answer 7

2 words: Whoopie Cushion! It's a classic and never gets old!!!!!

Answer 8

Put your hands together. Then bite on the both middle fingers kinda hard for 5 seconds. Then press your fingers down. If done correctly it should sting.

Answer 9

this is mean and so unlike me but, u can draw a mustache on their face (it's kinda extra evil)

Answer 10

Make her watch a scary movie then keep scaring her all around the house.[I know its lame]