Does anyone know the difference between a good egg and a good fart?

0 ⤊

Does anyone know the difference between a good egg and a good fart?

You can beat a good egg.......

2007-03-10 11:10:41 · 5 answers · asked by scrumpysteve 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

I heard the some joke but it was and egg and a blow---job. You can beat an egg but your can't beat a blow---job.

2007-03-11 15:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Well, try chewing both, lighting both and smelling both. Then see which is best. Plus everyone knows an egg, is a chicken's fart wrapped in bubble wrap!

2007-03-13 08:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

you can easily beat good fart i could imagine a bunch of other acts i would rather have good sex

2007-03-14 06:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

but you cant bottle a fart!

2007-03-14 07:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by juejua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

lol

2007-03-10 22:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by maraesa1000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋