The son of an OAP sends him to a nursing home (against his will)1 The old man complains bitterley and says when you visit me next week i'm coming home with you.
The following week the son visits his dad and to his amazment the old man wants to stay! What changed your mind asks the son? Well said the old man every night i get Horlicks and viagra, no you've got it wrong says the son i'll go ask the matron.
When the matron confirms the old mans story the son asks why? The matron explains that he gets Horlicks to help him sleep and viagra to stop him rolling out of bed!
2007-03-10 11:03:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh, heh, heh,heh.........good one sport !!!!
2007-03-10 11:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groaaaaaaaaaan!
2007-03-10 11:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a little lost, maybe I read it too fast...thanks though
2007-03-10 11:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another use for the little blue pill........LOL...good 1
2007-03-10 11:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 11:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-03-10 11:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 11:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋