Jack and Jill...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wana
Jill said YES Unzipped her dress and then they had some fun
But stupid Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son
Row, Row, Row Your Boat...
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist, it at the end
take a puff, that's enough
and pass it to a friend.
2007-03-10 10:47:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The second one messed up with the comma its supposed to go
Roll roll roll your joint (row row row your boat)
twist it at the end (gently down the stream)
balhblahblahblahbalh
2007-03-10 12:57:10 · update #1
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little d*ck!
2007-03-11 15:42:42 · update #2
Here's my contribution, Yahoo style. Many more that get too vile and I'll get kicked out for sure. Enjoy.
Little Miss Muffet,
sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
sat down beside her and said,
"Hey! What's in the bowl, bltch?"
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack burned his balls.
Three blind mice,
See how they run,
Where the **** are they going?
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-fifty.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
shave your pussy, its so damn hairy.
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill,
to see of they would...fall down.
2007-03-11 09:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Nation 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The "New" version makes use of "Mama" however the "unique" version makes use of Papa or Daddy because of the fact it was the father who introduced domicile the money and "issues" like jewelry, canines, and so on. "Hush Little infant" Hush, little infant, do no longer say a be conscious. Mama's gonna purchase you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's gonna purchase you a diamond ring And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna purchase you a looking glass And if that looking glass receives broke, Mama's gonna purchase you a billy goat And if that billy goat won't pull, Mama's gonna purchase you a cart and bull And if that cart and bull turn over, Mama's going to purchase you a canines named Rover. And if that canines named Rover won't bark, Mama's going to purchase you a horse and cart. And if that horse and cart provide way, you will nevertheless be the sweetest little infant on the city.
2016-09-30 12:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by puzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to roll the world a joint
And have them smoke it with me
Get real stoned hitting the bong
In perfect harmony
or as Andrew Dice Clay said
Little boy blew
he needed the money
2007-03-10 10:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Excellent man!!! 8/10
2007-03-10 11:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the other two escaped with minor injuries and are filing a $4.5 million products liability suit
2007-03-10 10:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Crazy rhymes! Pretty good though.
2007-03-10 10:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one is hillarious - though i wont sing it to the kids!!!
the second one doesnt actually fit with the tune (sad cow i am - i KNOW the tune to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I'm sorry i dont know anymore, but i will definately think of some!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 11:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, these are great, I can't compete with these... GOOD ONES
2007-03-10 11:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 10:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋