CLOCKS
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
2007-03-10 10:47:15 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one hit my funnybone. lmao "Hips don't lie". Thanks
2007-03-10 11:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My clock (pc) now says it particularly is 7:21 p.m. and there's a '3 minutes in the past' under your question, so which you will assume your clock is stable, as long as you reside on the Pacific Coast of the U. S. (it particularly is 'daylight hours time' right here).
2016-11-24 19:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by ximenez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-10 10:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before to, but it still is really funny.
2007-03-10 10:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by nicki2400 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-03-10 10:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahha lol
2007-03-10 11:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kunggpao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 10:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loll !!! so funny!
2007-03-10 11:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, but its just as funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 10:50:34 · answer #9 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋