A cheating wife is having sex with her lover when the phone rings. She picks it up, listens for a couple of minutes, puts it down and says, "That was my husband."
Worried, her lover starts to put his clothes on.
"Calm down," she says, "we've got plenty of time...he's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates. :)
2007-03-10 10:43:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A case of :
What's good for the goose is good for the gander fidgety.
2007-03-11 05:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am just thankful that you invited me over to play cards with a bunch of gals, I am just dying to get out of the house! This time, let's turn the phones off!
2007-03-10 10:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know who your mate is or what his/her sex is! But I do know this! If you start massaging him/her when this are not going so well and start to touch that peron where they really enjoy the touch. If feel if you start to give sensual kisses where you go where no man nor women has go before...you will win your partner over. If you love oral sex...this is where to make amends...guarenteed!
2016-03-28 23:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quite funny.
2007-03-10 11:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, my hubby hates CARDS, he will never play with me or anyone else....think I am safe?
2007-03-10 10:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Funny!
2007-03-10 10:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll admit it took a second to get it but once i did its funny!!
2007-03-10 10:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good one.
2007-03-10 10:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-10 10:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell??
2007-03-10 10:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Puma Academy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋