A paper bag goes to the doctors and says, "There's something wrong with my privates."
The doctor has a look and says, "I'm sorry to say you have Aids."
The paper bag says, "How? I'm a virgin - I've never had sex."
The doctor says, "Your mum must be a carrier." :)
2007-03-10 10:36:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Psalm 68 - you're in the wrong section.
2007-03-10 10:48:51 · update #1
There you go again fidgety upsetting the theologians.What in the hell do they expect when they look up the jokes section?
Everyone knows that you can get Aids from sex.But Bill Clinton got sex from Aides.
2007-03-11 05:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good, did you here about the Gay that was told by his Dr he had Aids ?
Well the gay asked what he could do about it, The Doc told him to go to the nearest Irish bar and drink 12 pints of Guinness, then go to the nearest Curry house and eat the largest and hottest curry they cooked. The Gay asked will this cure my Aids ? The Doc said no, but in the morning it will show you what your ar$e is really for.
2 fingers up to red nose day, Charity begins at home, keep it here.
2007-03-10 10:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by diane r 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
With it being Red Nose Day shortly and the build up to it has started I think this is one where you are totally out of your depth . yes it is a joke but ppl are picking up their phones to help raise money for ppl actually DYING of AIDS
2007-03-10 10:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by toon_tigger 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lame a** joke....You know people are dying of AIDS right? You really thought this was in good judgement?
2007-03-10 10:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by heyitsme1203 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That ones hilarious....I love it 10\10
2007-03-10 10:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-03-10 10:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha joke above me is gas aswell
2007-03-10 12:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by themanwithtwoarms 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG....how? terrible. Poor person
2007-03-10 10:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-03-10 10:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by neonjack 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny!
2007-03-10 10:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋