A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns on his legs. He's starting to blister and he's in agony.
The doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative and, every four hours, a Viagra pill.
The nurse says, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doc says, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." :)
2007-03-10 10:30:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard some cures and antidotes for sunburn but Viagra beats the lot! I think I need a few good stiff drinks now fidgety.
I'll soon be three sheets to the wind!!!
2007-03-11 05:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 10:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire parrot jokes too, sturdy stuff. The joke is on the parrot nevertheless, because of the fact the gents could no longer have adequate money to bid, on the bigger cage, high quality seed, or state-of-the-artwork poultry tub. to no longer point out, the better half he had planed to purchase, the female, with the beautiful plumage. nicely nail me to the pearch
2016-09-30 12:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by puzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-03-10 10:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Must be small sheets though.
2007-03-10 10:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, good one!
I'm taking it to work; I work in a hospital!!
2007-03-10 10:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by marie m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 10 out of 10 and a star for that one thanks for the chuckle.
2007-03-10 10:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good
2007-03-10 10:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol thats hilarious!!!! 10\10
2007-03-10 10:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good!!! playing tents!
2007-03-10 18:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋