should i consider that proof that god must exist,assuming that my little sister would never lie of course....
that would make her baby my niece or nephew right ,that would be cool i'd be eligible for the family exemption pass into heaven ...i'd have an in ,i could drop some names when i hit the pearly gates ......
gee now if i could just convince god to do my sister,unfortunetly we're still not talking
2007-03-10 10:26:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah right and cows can make orange jucie
2007-03-10 10:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by alex m 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, at this point, you can take it as proof that medical science and basting bulbs exist. It is remarkably easy to inseminate a woman without her having sex. A housewife with the necessary tools (and sperm sample) can do it to herself.
Her baby would still be your neice or nephew, of course. Your job as the aunt would be to buy all the noisy toys, spoil said child rotten, and send the little darling back to mama. Have a ball.
The only person who was born without any form of Male intervention was Jesus Christ. Special circumstances there, and He was predicted for hundreds of years before His actual arrival. He came, He completed His mission (offering Himself as a sacrifice for Humanity's sake), and He left the earth. We will not need another repeat of this scenario.
Sorry to hear you and God are not talking. Hope you get things worked out.
2007-03-10 10:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just becuase there is a God, doesnt mean that your sister isn't going to lie. Again, dumb proof. Maybe stop trying and just accept that God is the father of creation and yet looks past all of your sin and hurt and is madly in love with you?!? Bless you.
2007-03-10 10:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by wormwoodkid 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Naw
She was probably swimming laps in the genetic pool at the local Sperm bank. Tell her to knock off the Bombay Gin & M&M
2007-03-10 10:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While my answer is not really religious, here goes...She could be a technical virgin meaning that penetration did not occur. If he (the father, I'm guessing a boyfriend) ejaculated & the sperm ended up on her panties or vagina, then it could have "swam" inside & fertilized an egg.
BTW, NO I don't believe it's emaculate conception.
2007-03-10 10:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by SusanB 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as your dad believes her story, "god" will be safe. Be sure to pray for 18 years of child support, 'kay?
2007-03-10 10:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by RickySTT, EAC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the stainless theory is in basic terms yet another invention of the church in basic terms because of the fact she grew to become into the mummy of Jesus. Jesus grew to become into born into this international in an analogous way as everybody else ,and the guy Joseph grew to become into the genuine father of Jesus.
2016-09-30 12:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by puzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you could be a virgin and get pregnant. All you need is sperm near the opening and voila!
2007-03-10 10:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If God were more like Zeus then there would be no problem! Unfortunately he is very picky...
2007-03-10 10:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So was Holy Mary. (well, of course your little sister would never lie!) lol.
2007-03-10 10:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by greβ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are ways to be a pregnant virgin, but they are not very "immaculate"..
2007-03-10 10:34:39 · answer #11 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋