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Christians who go into spiritual warfare put on the armor of the lord,

Non-Christians, do you put the armor of Jim Darwin on?

Strength and Honor

2007-03-10 10:05:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

Jim you are an inspiration to me. I have lots of armor:
1) Truth
2) Intelligence
3) Honor
4) Science
5) Philosophy
6) Jim Darwin
It's always nice to know you have friends that support your point of view. Thanks for being there for me. I'm really getting all choked up. Probably because I'm drunk. I love being drunk. Anyway I digress.

2007-03-10 10:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 0 0

Yeah Jim Darwin!

Of course i put on the Armor of Jim Darwin ^_^

2007-03-10 18:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0 0

Well, although I don't really need it, it's just for show, really, I do put the armor of Jim Darwin on, and it's quite lovely. Each little jewel in my shield is a friend, and my weapons are Occam's Razor and the Sword of Logic.

2007-03-10 18:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jim Darwin's armor nowadays is a casket, 6 feet under.

2007-03-10 18:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 0 1

It's a funny joke, but most atheist wouldn't get the armor of god reference. Also, it's charles darwin or jim dawkins. You mixed them up.

2007-03-10 18:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'm a spiritual warrior of a different bent. I have Monk class levels, so I get bonuses to armor based on my wisdom instead of armor.

However, I keep JD in my heart.

2007-03-10 18:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The armor of Jim Darwin, the shield of Laptop Jesus, the sword of lavey, and the breath of Godzilla.

2007-03-10 18:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

No, Mayor Jim...my skin is sufficiently scarred from previous spiritual battles; I can take the heat.

I engage no man over belief. He is free to believe or not as his heart desires.

I have my own silly ideas, and god knows, other men have theirs.

I am content within my own "belief system" or theology, if you prefer.

I sincerely wish that all men could be equally "content" and not feel driven to poke virtual sticks in other men's eyes.

Peace to you and yours

2007-03-10 18:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The put on the Armour of hypocrisy. They stereotype all Christians as being the same; they do not respect other people's point of views (making fun of other people is not respectful); and are ignorant of what Christianity is all about. But if I were to make the same remarks and substitute Christian for African-American, Jew, Muslim they would call me a bigot, ignorant and hate monger.

But we should not hate them, we should pity them. There are atheists who try to engage in a polite, respectful debate and they are OK. People who make fun of other people have hate in their hearts, and they also have a low self esteem. Making fun of others is their attempt to make themselves feel superior. They do not feel good about themselves.They should be pitied and not hated.

2007-03-10 18:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by eric c 5 · 0 1

Strength to the North of me, Honour to the South of me, Humour to the East, Knowledge to the West.

Compassion above me, Courtesy below. Surrounded by beauty.

Truly, what have I to fear with such companions?
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2007-03-10 18:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0 0

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