And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,’O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—.... skiping a bit...
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.’
shall we smite the believers!?
2007-03-10 10:02:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is good that you have consulted the Book of Armaments.
2007-03-10 10:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Right. Exactly. The Lord spake on and on and on until the pin, pining to be pulled, was in essence pulled, not in the "pull-my-finger" manner but rather in the fashion of a finger-pinching pull that made the sound of a pop proceeded by silence resulting in a screaming explosion of epic proportions-manner darkly through a scanner.
Acid, no! Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three, silly!
2007-03-10 18:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say let them have the Holy Handgrenade and allow them to count to Five.
2007-03-10 18:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by Maddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three!
2007-03-10 18:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a believer and no you shouldnt smite with believers they can believe whatever they want its their God-givin right.
2007-03-10 18:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never smite the believers, but I dont know what you should do.
2007-03-10 18:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Phlow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Four!
2007-03-10 18:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say yay verily!
2007-03-10 18:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by man of questions 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you been smokin', man??? It must be some NASTY STUFF!!!!
2007-03-10 18:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no sire
2007-03-10 18:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋