If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, scr£ws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 98/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll f@rt so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest to you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having S£X!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
2007-03-10 09:57:28 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it, You are fantastic. x
2007-03-10 10:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sheer Magic
2007-03-11 23:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 19:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
unexpected ending!
Hahahaha
2007-03-17 20:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17 million making love ,dont think so there are far to many lights still on ,as far as the eye can ,at least from my house ,despite 10x50 binoculars .
2007-03-10 10:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah but i might be ambidextrous so i could be one of the 17 million !
2007-03-10 19:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, my right leg just went into spasm.
2007-03-15 09:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of funny.
The beginning will kind of freak people out but the ending is def hysterical.
2007-03-10 10:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
class
2007-03-10 10:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya but I have sex with my computer and do not have to leave home.
2007-03-10 10:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by sidekick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Appeals to me - does that make me sick?
Don't answer that! Haven't posted a question......
2007-03-10 10:10:45 · answer #11 · answered by lynn a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋