What is the lamest joke you ever heard?
2007-03-10 09:46:16 · 10 answers · asked by dantrellvance@sbcglobal.net 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a dislesic amn walked into a bra
2007-03-10 13:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tori T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...umm the one i just read that said:
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a deink the bartender says sorry we dont serve mushrooms here and the mushroom replies come on im a FUN GUY!!!
also:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and after a while the giraffe gets pretty drunk and passes out. The man gets up to leave and the bartender say,"Hey, you cant leave that lyin' here" and the man replies,"its not a LION its a giraffe"
Those are the lamest jokes ive heard..well the second one actually made me laugh at first.......
2007-03-10 18:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three strings arrive at a bar. The bar has a sign that clearly says, "No strings," but they decide to try anyway. The first string approaces the bartender and says, "Give me a drink!" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve stri ngs here." and sends him away. The second string decides that politeness is they key to success, so he walks up to the bartender and says, "Please, mister bartender, may I have a drink?" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve strings here." and sends h im away. The third string then has a sudden idea. He goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and tucks his head into his belt. He then walks up to the bar and asked the bartender for a drink. "Excuse me." says the bartender, "But are you a string? "
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
that one, and
A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey, we don't serve pandas here." But the panda says "Just give me something to eat, and then I'll go." The bartender says "Oh, all right." So the panda eats the food that the bartend er gives him. So the bartender says, "OK, now you have to leave." But the panda says "Oh no I don't." and he (the panda) pulls out a gun!!! and pow! pow! shoots up the bar. The Panda starts to leave. The bartender says "Hey! you can't just leave after s hooting at us!" the panda says "Oh, yes I can. Look me up in the dictionary." So the panda leaves and the bartender gets out a dictionary and looks up panda. It says: "Panda - eats shoots and leaves."
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry." says the bartender. "We don't serve food here."
2007-03-10 18:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "I'm a FUN GUY" joke talking about the mushroom that went to the bar.
2007-03-10 18:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked into a bar. Ouch. I've heard that soo many times
2007-03-10 17:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2007-03-10 17:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from mississippi cuz ur the only miss i sippi
2007-03-10 17:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, thats easy!
"what kind of fly lives in a house? a horse fly"
2007-03-10 18:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by jstcsky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE DIRTY JOKE--
A pig fell in the mud!
2007-03-10 18:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ T O N I ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Welsh Leisure center...............so old.........so lame and so predictable!
2007-03-10 17:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋