What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
2007-03-10 09:44:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
'E's dead, that's why he's on 'is back! 'E's stone dead! "'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...." Ah, no, he didn' show nuthin'. Now that's what I call a dead parrot. No, Godless? No? You don't believe it's true? "'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!"
Hmm. Still not moving. I know a dead parrot when I see one. Don't let any of the others convince you this parrot is resurrected or sleeping or comatose or any such nonsense. Accept it! 'E's dead!'s not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'eests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Keepin' 'im alive in your mind will stunt your growth and forever render your sanity useless! Do you understand?!? Dead as Jesus on the cross, dead as my good-for-nothin', gut-spillin' boyfriend under the tires of my Honda dead!
2007-03-10 10:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, he's just resting, sir. Remarkable bird, the norwegian blue...Beautiful plumage!
2007-03-10 17:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's resting, being tired out and knackered from a long squawk.
2007-03-10 17:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone here listen to Reggaeton?
2007-03-12 14:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the norwegian blue prefers being kept on 'is back...
2007-03-10 17:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you say FNORD?
2007-03-10 17:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dead, dead as a jesus on a stick..
2007-03-10 17:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he's not dead...he's resurected, and theyre not his bones!!!
2007-03-10 17:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Geisha VT poser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋