Baby Jesus
Rebellious teenage Jesus
Grown up Leper Curing Jesus
Ghostly Jesus back from the dead
Fat Las Vegas Jesus
Jesus on Gods Right hand
Jesus christ superstar
Jesus on the cross
Dusty Bone Jesus
South Park Jesus
2007-03-10 09:32:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What? No glow in the dark nightlight manufactured by slave labour in China plastic Jesus? So much sacrilege!
My own personal Jesus was born in Mexico in 1966 and he fixed my brother's car when we broke down on Route 66 during the 2001 Superbowl Weekend.
Of course, when Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley and Jesus get together, we always ask for the biggest table and two waiters at the Lonely Hearts Cafe . . .
2007-03-10 09:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
South Park Jesus
2007-03-10 17:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Nepetarias 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Lopez Garcia Hernandz is a cool Dude.
2007-03-10 17:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ebay Jesus.
2007-03-10 17:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Fighting Jesus, official Jesus of the Church of the Subgenius.
Daddy Jesus, with His wife and children.
and Rehab Jesus, for when that sacrament wine just keeps calling Him back for more.
2007-03-10 17:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're kidding, right? Laptop Jesus 2.0 is the only Jesus for me - hallelujah!!!
2007-03-10 20:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
im quite fond of the real jesus, the guy who started the real cultural revolution for ALL of men and women. think about this, jesus told people not to worship anyone but god, NOT the pharohs or the emporor as they were treated as gods in those days. the people who would be you and I were below that, jesus said that god is in all of us, we are all worthy people and that is what gave rise to the fall of the evil in the world of those days. we still have idol worship in many forms these days, but not like we used to. wether you are a christian or not you should appreciate what he did for mankind. he died for his beliefs, but it is popular to mock him. im by no means a christian jesus freak, i just know history. you should know it too since everything we do today would not be possible if that cultural and SPIRTUAL revolution was not started! or we could go back to living in squalor praying to a pharoh or emporor for mercy and a better life, rather than having it in our own deserving hands. that is my favorite jesus. get with some world history.
2007-03-10 17:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by johnofthehills 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus the defiant! Giving the pharisees something to grumble about.
2007-03-10 17:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by ricketyoldbat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ihad to choose from this list, which is incomplete, i would choose Jesus on Gods right hand.
other possibilities:
jesus husband of miramne, father of judas and Tamara.
resurrected jesus appears with body of flesh and bone to 3000 people.
jesus king of king
Jesus rejected of the jews
jesus prophet, not son of god
2007-03-10 17:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Priestcalling 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Father-sky, Mother-earth
2007-03-10 17:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋