Best answer wins the old pants.
2007-03-10 09:25:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Actually, just wear diapers. That way you won't have to say excuse me.
2007-03-10 13:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'd say excuse me as I headed out the door, or to the lavoratory. lol. You'd say excuse me if you farted or burped, right? This is about the same, in that 'bodily function' category, but at a higher level. Releasing your bowels in front of polite company is rude and you should at least say excuse me if not outright apologize. If this keeps happening more than once, I'd say it's time to lay off the butt sex for a while until your anus can contract back to normal size so you don't ruin all your unders. If that's not what it's about, then exactly how skunked or hung over were you? Had the flu?
2007-03-10 17:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends on if anyone has noticed it is you. If it is purely the smell factor blame someone else and make an indirect excuse to change those soiled pantaloons. If the brown smear is noticed on you, then you could turn round and say 'damn the colostomy bag burst again.'
2007-03-10 17:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by waggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, never happened. Couple of close calls that started out as simple flatulence but ended up being something more but never a full-blown knickerfill. But who knows what tomorrow will bring? I'm always up for a new experiance. Could happen, but I probably wouldn't say "excuse me".
2007-03-10 18:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's the least you can do after crapping your pants in front of people--that and changing them before the smell makes someone throw up.
2007-03-10 20:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Kitty knows it all 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would excuse myself and change my pants.
Saint-great answer! :)
P.S. Don't send me the pants if you pick my answer. I wash enough skid marked underwear as it is.
2007-03-10 18:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by hazeleyedbeauty1967 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reported as a violation, to spare everyone from receiving the old pants.
2007-03-10 17:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Vegan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhhhhh vegan you shoudent have i wanted them pants as i got none now you gone and ruined it I'm very upset
2007-03-10 17:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, as long as it was an accident and you're 90.
2007-03-10 17:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell, yeah, you do! That sh1t is outright gross!
2007-03-10 18:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋