2007-03-10 09:15:14 · 12 answers · asked by Nocine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
2007-03-10 09:16:59 · update #1
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a-s-s kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, it's the Bulls-h-i-t and A-s-s Kissing that will put you over the top.
2007-03-10 09:17:14 · update #2
I personally don't agree with the b.s. & but-kissin', (comin' from a genuine heart is best) but, hey, it's a joke & it's kinda clever! Hope u found it funny! :))))!
2007-03-10 09:21:20 · update #3
It was actually a work place e-mail that was forwarded down from the top!!!
Anyway, oh well. ;)*
2007-03-10 09:24:13 · update #4
decent
2007-03-10 09:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by MM&FF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh U R so right! I love this! Did U do this yourself? If so my hat's off to you!!!!
But remember they can only kiss azz and B.S. so long. I have seen it many times, they lose in the end! But until then their free ride pisses me off!!!!!
Ciao!
2007-03-10 17:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome.
How come we didn't learn this in math class? I'd have liked it a lot better if it had a real-world application.
2007-03-10 17:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booo!
2007-03-10 17:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by stick man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! Love it, this is my sons equation too.
2007-03-10 17:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it u get a star
2007-03-10 19:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did u find this. Funny!
2007-03-10 17:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Woooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-10 17:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by marcosmv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 17:56:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID YOU SIT ALL NITE THINKING OF THIS? its your best one yet ! !!
2007-03-10 17:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋