A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have been used."
2007-03-10 09:02:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im not sexist i just thought it was funny
2007-03-10 09:43:55 · update #1
Funny! You saw that twist coming! I don't agree with saying it is s-e-x-ist stuff (cuz it's a joke!)
When twists are put in there & shock value, etc, it kinda makes you laugh. Thx, it's only a joke! :)
If people don't want to be offended by jokes, they shouldn't read them? :) Thanks for sharing & I don't think you telling this joke makes you look that way! :)
2007-03-10 09:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by Nocine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Ha Ha! Kinda sexist but funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 17:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....... Men brains should cost 1.00 beacause if you get one good session out of them they are completely drained and Broke....
2007-03-10 17:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's a good one.
2007-03-10 17:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by V Wong 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like this one.
2007-03-10 17:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You!
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-10 17:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that....pretty good. LOL
2007-03-10 17:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be funnier if it was the other way around thank you.
2007-03-10 17:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.... interesting..... does that meant that men dont use their brains???
2007-03-10 17:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O_O that's a joke?
2007-03-10 17:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by hilary_aaron 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋