There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
(By the way, I have nothing against blondes, I just found this a little funny)
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next
2007-03-10 08:56:43 · 14 answers · asked by MOVED! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
2007-03-10 08:57:06 · update #1
Good ones! The second one is gross though. Funny!
2007-03-10 09:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatz funni n cute.lolz 4 real
2007-03-11 21:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
I heard the first one before but still funny!
2007-03-10 17:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one. I didn't really get the 2 one!
2007-03-10 21:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is better. In my opinion.
2007-03-10 17:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by V Wong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the mirror one is old and overused but the other one is halarious
2007-03-14 13:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard both of them. COme to my homepage, you'll find tons of jokes.
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-10 17:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololol lmfao man did you make that up i cant stop laughing please tell me some more that is funny i wish i could give you ten points for saying that lol
2007-03-11 18:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by weezy f. baby Young money 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were funny thxns for the laugh
2007-03-10 17:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff and Vanessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is so great....The blonde says I think , and I get it
2007-03-10 17:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋