Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2007-03-10 08:47:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 08:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Chad,
Don't even dare to come home. You know your mother doesn't know how to take a joke. Sadly, she came in and began reading it over my shoulder and is now no longer living. Come home, and I'm afraid you may share the same fate.
Your Father
2007-03-10 08:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That boy is dead,. not bad 8/10
2007-03-10 13:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaah i may just ahev to pull that one this year hahahahahah that is pure genious
2007-03-14 06:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-03-10 08:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Trista♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually think it's quite clever and pretty funny.
2007-03-10 08:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by V Wong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is incredible.... kids say the darnedest things. 10/10.....
2007-03-10 09:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awsome! lol. I am definitly going to have to use that sometime.
2007-03-10 09:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jus_014 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH hate to be him when he came home
2007-03-10 08:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I love it, LOL!
2007-03-10 08:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋