There was a faithful priest. One day, his town was flooded, so
he climbed up to his roof and prayed. A man with a boat came
and said "Get on my boat or you will drown." The priest
answered, "No, God will protect me!" The man went away.
Another man with a boat came and told the priest to come with
him and the priest said, "God will protect me, I won't need your
help." Later the priest drowned. He went to heaven and asked
God, "Why did you forsake me?"
What did God say?
2007-03-10 08:37:39 · 7 answers · asked by shp.4656 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I sent two boat for you!
2007-03-10 08:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sent two boats to save you, and both times you refused to be saved.
2007-03-10 08:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by V Wong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said, "I tried, i sent 2 boats for you"!
P.S actually u forgot to mention the helicopter.
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-10 09:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God said: "Hey, I sent you two boats, what more do you want."
2007-03-10 08:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this on pursuit oh happYness
w. will smith
god says i sent u two boats ya idiot!
2007-03-10 12:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said, "I gave you not one, but two opportunities. It's not my fault that you're stupid."
2007-03-10 08:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by amelie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i gave u chances ********
2007-03-10 09:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sara! G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋