2007-03-10 08:37:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No but my duck does
2007-03-10 08:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The blue god Krshna talks through blueberry yogurt only if the culture has live active culture. It gives you the wild urge to screw any goat or sheep herding women you see. The "culture" says..."Goat Herding women love you." Over and over.
If your tongue turns blue, you can personally converse with Krshna (But only if you truly believe!!!)
2007-03-10 16:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it said, "Look! I have 25% less yogurt than i used to, even though my container's still the same size. See, they even raised my bottom underneath."
So i stopped buying it, and went for the plain stuff.
2007-03-10 16:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by RickySTT, EAC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine does the laundry, the dishes, and makes my shopping lists. I think it's a bit much to expect it to talk to me, too!
Besides, I'd much rather have the chores done and enjoy the quiet.
;o)
2007-03-10 16:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any . I will listen carefully to the aloe vera jelly I got yesterday just in case.
2007-03-11 01:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard yogurt talk, but I have heard cereal say "snap, crackle, pop".
2007-03-10 16:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But my cat told me that the washing machine talks at night.
Top contributor you do know French, your grammer is actually correct. lol...
2007-03-10 16:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it told me to eat the strawberry instead.
2007-03-10 16:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, maybe you should mumble into your folded hands, and pretend that a god hears you and is taking note (or, perhaps, your cup of yogurt...)
2007-03-10 16:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by jen1981everett 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No but Haagen Daz does.
2007-03-10 16:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by bigjohn B 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan has been talking to me through my bowels and I think I need to expell him and flush him away.
2007-03-10 16:44:27 · answer #11 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋