Why didn't Jesus warn us of the dangers of not tying our shoe laces before stepping on to an escalator?
2007-03-10 08:20:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus never existed, and Paul was secretly worshiping escalators. He groomed your laces to be a sacrifice to them...
2007-03-10 08:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because Jesus has left the building... Deal with it!!!!
Long before a group of people made a book and called it The Bible.
--- Read all about it, then forget half it!
(Between you, me and the fence post, There a whole lot of pages missing..)
Note: Remove all laces from shoes, coats or make sure no hanging lace and then enter escalator.
2007-03-10 08:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus spoke to a specific place and time. To discover WWJD we must look at the advice he gave to the place and time and apply that to our own. This is why scripture does not condone slavery. It spoke to a world with slavery and taught proper treatment of slaves. Since we don't have slavery, the same text tells us how to deal with people in power relationships less extreme than slavery. Likewise, Jesus did advise on prudence from time to time and it is prudent to tie your shoes whenever possible.
Others might say that he did warn us, but his every word was not recorded. Why write about escalators before there are any. Others might say that, I don't...
2007-03-10 08:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by paladin.macroberts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the exact same reason he didn't warn us about putting forks in toasters, not to spit on other kids, and to wear clean underwear when you leave the house. Freewill is a marvelous thing. You get to experience the whys and how comes when you take that route. I guess you have to think about it with your own brain first, then if it seems like a good idea, act on it.
2007-03-10 09:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He instructed your great great grandfather about it but your great grand father forgot to mention to your grandfather that the instruction also have to be turned over to your father, besides Jesus never knew that there will be an elevator in the future aside from the fact that he was using sandals or sometimes walked barefoot.
2007-03-10 08:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
becasue he was a big fake there is noway your all holy and allmighty meesenger and not see your death coming until someone gives you somewhat a warning like judas and the kiss of death.I for one am atheist and use satan as a means to scare people but come on if god is all knowing and all powerful why would he get mad he knew his son would die and be tortured brutally why did he not stop it because he does not exist thats why jesus did exist but his words dont.Dont believe everything you read in the bible once you read the whole thing once or twice as i have you notice it has alot of fictional things like noahs ark why would god kill off his own people wouldnt he just forgive them c'mon!
2007-03-10 08:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by alex25by34 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You chose not to listen. Jesus is warning you every day that He is going to pour out His wrath on the unbelieving, yet few bother to listen.
2007-03-10 08:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever wondered how come you have 6713 answers, 18.863 points, level 6 'top contributer' yet of these only 7% are Best answers?
2007-03-10 08:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kikkaz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Jesus' time, there were no shoelaces. Or escalators.
2007-03-10 08:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by John F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he has given you enough knowledge to tackle that question yourself and He IS GOD and the redeemer and has let these things to you to solve.besides that He wont joke around with people that make silly questions that cone near to make fun of HIm
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2007-03-10 08:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by j JOHN 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋