A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat
by him, he whispered, eyes filling with tears. "You know what? You have
been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
comforted me.
When my business failed, you supported us both. When I got shot,
you nursed me back to health. When we lost the house, you endured
living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has started failing and you
are still right by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She
gently asked,
smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're
bad luck, why don't you f* off."
2007-03-10 08:09:23 · 81 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!
xox
2007-03-15 19:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-03-10 08:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by AnyaNledo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny though mean,.8/10
2007-03-10 12:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but in a funny sort of way, especially for the last part
2007-03-15 22:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 08:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a jerk he is!!!! Maybe she should rip out his chest hairs and then fold up his hospital bed so he is stuck in the middle and jam something in the works so he can't get out...
2007-03-17 00:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good. I liked it. I am sure some men out there feel that way. Anyways, I thought it was funny
2007-03-16 17:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like a husband! Ungrateful! But he is probably right. hehehe
2007-03-10 08:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang! thats funny and Harsh at the same time!! whew!! i thot the wife was the reason he's in a coma!
2007-03-17 15:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by -MissyYo- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, but some people may find it coincidental. She should have put him back in a coma.
2007-03-16 12:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Romo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Killer joke Tink.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 10:23:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋