When logic in an argument fails us, is it okay to use cream pies?

Question

It just feels so good.

Answer 1

Since when has logic ever solved an argument. Some simply don't get it. Then it's definitely time to revert to throwing a few punches and if that doesn't get the message across, then cream pies it is. Throw in some cayenne pepper just for fun and see the reaction.....lol

Of course, this all depends if that person has a sense of humour...if not, you'd better run or find a good lawyer....hehe

Answer 2

There are soooooo many arguments where cream pies could've been used instead of actual arguing. I propose we replace the M16s in Iraq with Whipped Cream Pies!

Answer 3

Don't be silly. Cream pies are for those times when insults are flying. Fruit pies are what you use when logic fails.

Blocks of cheese are for religious arguments.

Answer 4

Personally, I find people listen to logic better with a face full of cream, so I have a fling first, ask questions later policy that has so far yet to let me down.

Answer 5

And if cream pies are too good to toss, we can always revert to biblical quotes

Answer 6

You'd better make sure that your opponent isn't allergic to cream, else you'd have a mighty big lawsuit facing you (and possibly some hospital bills).
But first check that they aren't also allergic to logic.

Answer 7

As long as they are banana cream or chocolate cream.