This guy is dying of thirst so he runs into this bar, but he doesn't realize its a gay bar.
He runs up to the bar tender and asks him if he can have a drink. He says not until you tell us the name of your (we going to use the word junk instead of...you know) junk. The gay was like WHAT?
He turned to the guy on his right and said whats your called.
The guy said Timex... It takes a lickin and keeps on ticken....
The thirsty guy was a little weirded out, but he looked at the guy on his left and asked him... He said Chevy....It's like a rock.
Finally the thirsty guy looked at the bar tender and said Mines called Secret....Strong enough for a man, but made for a women.
*I have nothing against gay people...its just a joke...lol
2007-03-10 08:06:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol ok you deserve a medal for making me laugh this hard lol! that's great lol!
2007-03-10 08:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the first jokes that I haven't already heard, not bad 8/10
2007-03-10 12:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 12:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta like that joke even if you were gay!
10 ha's
2007-03-10 08:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 8/10!
2007-03-10 08:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
* I also have nothing against pillow biters
2007-03-10 08:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before im gay and its okay its a funny joke
2007-03-10 08:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-03-10 08:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very good
2007-03-10 08:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by amelie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 10:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋