Two old ladies were sitting outside at the nursing home smoking a cigarette when one pulls out a condom
The other one sais " What on earth do you need that for"
I put over my cigarette so it don't get wet!!
" That's a great idea i think I'll try that"
So the next day she went to the pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. The pharmacist saw her and offered his help
"I'm looking for a box of condoms" she told him
Shocked he asked her what kind she was looking for sensitive ect.
" Oh just the plain ones will do I'm too old to worry about **** like that"
Still in amazement he asked her if she would like small med. or large
"It don't matter to me as long as it fits a camel"
The pharmacist fainted!
I know old and I'm not good at the telling jokes thing but hopefully it made someone laugh
2007-03-10 08:04:33 · 6 answers · asked by cee_jae22 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha sooo funny 10/10 and a *
2007-03-10 09:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad. Pretty funny. 8/10! But keep trying!
2007-03-10 16:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember it but it's still good,. 8/10
2007-03-10 20:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a goodish one=] 7.5/10
2007-03-10 17:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sara! G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clever! I liked it
2007-03-10 16:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by amelie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice, it amused me
2007-03-10 16:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋