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He sits down and orders a beer. All of a suddent he hears "wow you are hot" "you are so sexy" "you look like a hunk" he looks around and only sees the peanuts on the bar. So he asks the bartender "what's up with the peanuts??" and he says........... they're complimentary!

ha ha okay silly but I tried ; )

2007-03-10 07:39:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

Actually very funny!!! :-D As bad as:

You heard about the termite who walked into a night club and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

2007-03-10 07:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 1 1

A cheesy snack 7/10

2007-03-10 20:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

Silly but funny. 8/10.

2007-03-10 16:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Cute

2007-03-10 15:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha

2007-03-10 15:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!

Someone should make some candy that's wrapped with paper that has flattery written all over it and market them as "complimentary mints"!

2007-03-10 15:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-03-10 15:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

A man walked into a bar
Ouch !
It was a iron one

2007-03-10 15:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0 1

Cute!!

2007-03-10 15:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

He walks into a bar!!!! Ouch.

2007-03-10 16:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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