Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
2007-03-10 06:43:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ......good one, will use that !!
2007-03-10 08:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-10 16:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OhEmGee!!
How embarrassing!!
10/10
:D
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!
2007-03-10 14:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought so, saw it comming,not bad though 8/10
2007-03-10 18:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Paris Hilton?
2007-03-10 14:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-03-10 14:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dan821 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha! You have to be a blondy to do something like that! (No offense)
2007-03-10 16:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by amelie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 15:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's superb!!!! LOL and then some - cheers for the chuckle!
2007-03-10 14:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, and original!
2007-03-10 14:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very funny.... but if she is laying on a chair, no one should be able to see her =/
2007-03-10 15:26:00 · answer #11 · answered by KiRbY<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋