Subject: Letter from HR to his girlfriend
Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to
his girl friend.
Look at this ....
To,
Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months
and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially
be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough
to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister,
if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!!!!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Regards,
XYZ
2007-03-10 06:22:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. The sad part is I know some people who are so ruled by their jobs, that they will actually attempt to communicate like this in their personal lives.
One of the reasons I own a shredder...ha, ha
Have a great day.
2007-03-10 06:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sue F 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-03-10 06:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone I love said "sometimes words aren't necessary" this could be one of those times. Look him in the eyes and kiss him on the lips softly with all your heart.
2016-03-28 23:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! One should never mix work with pleasure! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-10 10:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!! talk abt a contract...hehe...now dats how tins are supposed to be.lol(dats if u wanna remain lonely 4eva)
2007-03-11 09:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.Good one.Really like this.
2007-03-10 06:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha love it!
2007-03-10 07:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋