A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."
2007-03-10 05:37:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she must have been one busy lady 10/10
2007-03-10 06:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has continually existed. that is puzzling for persons to understand yet God had no commencing up. he will have not any ending. He has, and continually will, exist. seem at it like this: issues had to have began someplace, no longer without delay, by technique of somebody. There had to have been a time-honored. something or somebody that had no predecessor otherwise the question might go on perpetually under no circumstances looking an answer. without commencing up, without ending, holy---those are in basic terms the countless attributes of God.
2016-09-30 11:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly in UK, today, if girls have 10 kids they will mostly have 10 different fathers such is the way of life now, and that is no joke!
2007-03-10 06:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is not the father of the other 9 children but only the 10th i like it
2007-03-10 05:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost Drift 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Great punchline! 10/10!
2007-03-10 09:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! that's great! i have another,
an elderly couple laid in bed,
the husband said 'honey i have to know, did you ever cheat on me? i won't be mad' -she said 'only once' and he replied;
' i sure could use that 'once' now'
2007-03-10 05:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean they adopted the other children or the other children have a diffrent father?
2007-03-10 05:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO! thats pretty good. the guy must feel like an @$$ knowing only one kids his.
2007-03-10 12:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by DX_RULZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 'un 10/10.
2007-03-10 08:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg thats sooo funny lmao ima say dat to my freinds lol : )
2007-03-10 05:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋