'Conclusions after watching an X-rated movie'?

Question

-women always wear high heels on the bed
-men are never 'dysfunctional'
-10 seconds of flerting is enough
-if a stranger finds a naked woman touchin herself she wont scream scared.
-instead she'll insist of havin sex with him
-women always smile with satisfaction when men c*m on their face
-women always feel happy when they f* ugly mid-aged men
-they always reach orgasm the same time with their partners
-with a bj u they always get away the speedin tickets
-all women scream in bed
-in the 70s no1 could f* unless there was sum1 playin guitar in the backround
-women always smile while gettin '2 door breached'
-there are NO chinese men
-if u acci/ly meet sum1 doin his gf in the middle of the forest he will not refuse if u 'put' it in her mouth
-durin a bj its a must 2 repeat phrases like 'suk it b*tch
-nurses always give a bj 2 their patients
-if ur gf busts u doin her best friend she'll get mad 4 only 2minutes then she'll gladly participate
-women never have headaches or period

Answer 1

I assume this is listed in the Jokes and Riddles section because women are always a riddle and movies like that are jokes.

Answer 2

this was a great insight thank you so much. I will pass it on to my ex. He still has curiosity as to what more could happen in X rated movies and has made it his responsibility to watch all of them even though that cost him a marriage and two girlfriends. LOL

I have to add that you also conclude that all virgins are pros and know exactly what to do and when to drive em crazy....

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Unfortunately true! The movies are so fake!

Answer 4

True and that will count for so many confused teenagers.

Answer 5

lol tru tru exactly wat i thought of lmao

Answer 6

thanks for shareing