Did you ever have a day-----???

Question

When you've lost all hope and your dog was just run over by some car and your girlfriend says that ''we'' should see other people and you've got cancer and just when you think it can't
get any worse theres a knock on the door and It's----------------
Fill in the blank time

Be creative!!!

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Answer 1

a Jehovah's Witness.

Answer 2

the bank coming to repo your motorhome that you live in at the trailer park and as they pull away they run over your foot and you go to the hospital but they won't accept you because your insurance was cancelled when you couldn't pay the premium after you lost your job for drinking more beer than you produce at the brewery but it's only because of all those sad country songs they play on the radio there!

But take heart, this could be the next big hit.

Answer 3

the IRS and they are there to audit you. You frantically search for records and they haul you off to jail. While in jail, you thought it couldn't get worse, but it does, you get beat up. Then you are crying and crying out to God about all the injustices in your life and just when you are about to give up all hope..... an unlikely figure comes to your rescue. It is a prisoners convicted of multiple murders and some other heinous crimes. He starts to tell you about a God that loves you and he ministers to you just like Gateway Prison Ministries ministed to him. You start to read the bible and you decide Jesus Christ does love you and put your hope/faith in Jesus. You confess your sins and then through faith and hard work you are restored and God opens up the heavens for you. AMEN!

Answer 4

the owner of your apartment saying that you have been evicted and that he has to take all your furniture and give it to the governer.Then the FBI comes and tells you that you are suspected of murder and thta you are on death row.While waiting dor death row someone who murdered over 40 people comes and tells you his story and how God has forgiven his sins and how he had a vision of him leaving his sins behind and he walked with Jesus into the heavens.You realize you have to have faith in God.At that moment when you accept God,Your lawyer comes and says that they found the real person who commited the murder.You the get everything back but double of what you had before because of God.AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

its ur lawyer saying u have 2 sell ur house and then the tornado alarm goes off and there is this huge tornado going across ur city and suddenly it hits ur house and u whacked in the back of the head with a piece of wood tht the torando had whipped at u, and then when u r concious again there is a huge pack of raging mutated rats coming at u so u try 2 get up but u cant and they all jump on u ripping at ur flesh and just when u think u cant take it anymore they more packs of rats come helping the others sink their teeth into u wherever u can think of, then suddenly they all ran off without finishing u off, u find out tht they ran off cuz of this huge animal tht is running straight at u showing his sharp teeth, he grabs ur leg and vigourously throws his haed around trying but not succeeding in ripping ur leg off, he manages 2 shatter all of ur bones in ur leg and then runsoff giving up, u have nowhere 2 go and nobody knows where u r, u attempt 2 get up but r struck down by sme guy with a bat, he swings it at u with all of his force breaking all of ur ribs,u wonder y u arent dead yet as he swings away taking away ur breath, he stops and u open ur eyes 2 c y, hes geting a bag and he puts it over u and puts u in it, he drags u out but u dont no where he is taing u, u feel like ur flying and sddenly u haer the water splashing as u fall in tied in the bag, u no its the end, instead of drwoning u suffocate in the bag and u go up 2 heaven, but only 2 find tht it is hell tht u went 2, u get up as u realize u are alright once again, u look around as u c demons coming at u with pitch forks, u try 2 run away only 2 find tht u r stuck 2 the ground, they start stabing across the body, u feel like u r going 2 die again but u cant as it is not possible, u have 2 suffer as the pithforks go through and out ur body, u cant do anything else but wonder y me, as u slpater blodd all over the rocky surface of hell.

Answer 6

tha all knowing god tellin you that your actually paralyzed and this is all an illusion brought on by your coma and that when you awaken tha end of time will be at hand and youll be all alone and there is no heaven, tha first thing you shall see as you awaken is a barrel to ur head and tha words "i raped your moms dead corpse" and you die and live throughout non-existence or dont live, i dont know how to word that..

and as god leaves you go back into your coma and live throughout your days in a constant reply of barney givin you a hug

Answer 7

The IRS........your wife..........your gay boyfriend there to tell you he has AIDS, so you probably do, too........your health insurance is cancelled..........your landlord sold the building where you live & you have 24 hours to get out.........you're fired because your boss has you on video doing...?......Your girlfriend's new lover is another woman, and she's your sister.......you realize that you're a woman trapped in a man's body.......that "video" you made while you were a starving student hit the internet & everyone you know has seen it. (This was fun! Thanks!)

Answer 8

The men in white coats to take you to the nut house!

Answer 9

...that man from down the street who was recently released from the state asylum for the criminally insane and all he is wearing is a ribcage on his head and an axe...

Answer 10

Jerry springer, he's there to put you into a new reality TV show, called 'Life sucks - but yours is better than mine'