Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
and
What do you get when you put a fish and a piano together.
A tona fish.
2007-03-10 04:59:26 · 20 answers · asked by Luv Rulz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*hiss*...venomously funny..lol!
thx for d'laffs....:-)
2007-03-10 05:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If this planet is blown up tomorrow and I am in 4 million pieces floating for eternity in space - I will be happy in the knowledge that I have just heard the funniest jokes ever known to mankind.
Thank you so much for making my life all worthwhile.
I'll go and change my underpants now!
2007-03-10 14:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
provide antivirus and supply tona fish, it will stop sneezing
2007-03-10 13:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lame. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
2007-03-10 14:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by bugs280 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah 1000/10
2007-03-10 13:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are cute in that quirky sort of way, my son fell over laughing so that's good, at least they make sense.
2007-03-10 13:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by ajahare 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly and kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-03-10 17:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes!
2007-03-10 13:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by kili l 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but
why did the biscuit cry?
cause it's mother was a wafer so long!
2007-03-10 13:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by Michael G 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the fish one
2007-03-10 13:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope!
2007-03-10 13:05:30 · answer #11 · answered by Dreamangel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋