Little Johnny walked in on his mom and dad doing sex. Johnny asked his mom "what are you doing jumping up and down on daddy." Mom said " Your father is been gaining a lot of weight so I'm pushing it down." Johnny says "I don't think that is going to work.'' "Why not?" the mom ask. "Beacause when you leave to work every morning the lady next door comes over and blows him back up."
I know about sex but I just don't get the joke so don't think I am a little kid.
2007-03-10 03:33:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the boy's mom sits on the dad, forcing his penis into her vagina, and jumps up and down to cause friction. when the boy said," the lady next door comes over and blows him back up", he was describing the scene when the lady was sucking the dad's penis.
The father was a cheater and got caught.
2007-03-10 07:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by shp.4656 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oral, not everyone does this. if someone is in a long term relationship and trusts each other very much, they sometime give a good feeling to the other person. to me, this is more intimate then regular sex. it's not a casual thing. in answer to your question, be mature and ask your Mon,dad or trusted adult more about this. don't be scared. tell them you need to be ready for everything in life. be informed. if you are under 10yrs, forget about it,be a kid, have fun, get off this site.
2007-03-10 04:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by cookie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The joke means that the dad is cheating on his wife with the lady next door.
2007-03-10 03:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Devilish 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That means everytime she's at work, the man behind her back has sex, has an affair with another lady.
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-10 03:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I means Little Johnny's mother has INCREDIBLE lung power
2007-03-10 04:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by I am Laurie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the second lady gives him a happy ending, so basically hes cheating
2007-03-10 03:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by briana11us2004 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are obviously too young to have even heard that joke. Dont try to figure it out, it isnt for you.
2007-03-10 03:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by plainfieldcletusblue 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
His neighbor would come over and give him a bl0w-job... It would look like she is blowing him up through the penis
2007-03-10 03:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's just a sex joke and if you r too young to understand it........then just let it be and wait until you r old enough to understand it........
2007-03-10 04:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
umm how old r u hun lol cuz u mite wanna wait a little if u dont get it sorry
2007-03-10 03:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋