What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square?
2007-03-10 02:37:52 · 10 answers · asked by I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How does Teflon stick to the pan if nothing sticks to teflon?
If oliveoil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made from?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
2007-03-10 13:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Jay C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 21:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by rocio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of the questions have decent answers but we're in J&R so......
7/10
2007-03-10 03:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Especially if the one about evolving. LOL
2007-03-10 02:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by kayjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny questions. Ha Ha!
2007-03-10 10:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the kitten had eight of them.
2007-03-10 02:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because spongebob's mom is a hore
his dad is not his dad
and he's a bastard
2007-03-10 02:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 letters...haha
2007-03-10 03:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-03-10 03:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by Patrik S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DANG! I NEVER EVEr THOUGHT OF THOSE!
AWESOME!
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-10 03:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋