she says..."take me home, tie me to the bed and do what guys do best"......
So he tied her up, drank six cans of lager, watched the footie then went off with her best friend!!!!!
2007-03-10 02:37:06 · 32 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to xXxchelsea - if your that bothered about it why are you in the joke section....different catagories for different topics!!!!.....duh!!!
2007-03-10 02:46:30 · update #1
i know if i only hadnt drunk all them beers i would have managed to do some thing with her best friend 10/10 how you doin pretty
2007-03-10 07:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke,as I have given up drinking beer and do not watch football anymore ,
I will if I am asked to tie a young lady up,I will have to find something far more interesting to do.
2007-03-10 03:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! So true!. The only part the joke left out was that he had to play a game of Nintendo also.
2007-03-10 02:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent re-run of a golden oldie. Have a star!
2007-03-10 07:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chucklicious!
2007-03-10 02:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Michael F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one I bet he drank Stella
2007-03-10 03:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot on. Take a star.
2007-03-10 02:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but tasteless.
2007-03-10 09:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say ha ha but I think there's enough of them !! great joke.
2007-03-10 03:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I wish I had this joke last week... I went to my dentist for my check-up!
2016-03-28 22:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋