lesbian and a triscit? A triscit's a snack cracker. A near-sighted marksman and a constipated owl? The marksman shoots and shoots and never hits. A girl in a bathtub and a girl in church? A girl in church has hope in her soul. A magician and a choris line? A magician has cunning stunts. A peeping tom and a pick-pocket? A pick-pocket snatches watches. An epilectic corn farmer and a blonde girl with the runs? The farmer shucks between fits. I'm counting on kids not getting these.
2007-03-10 02:31:59 · 7 answers · asked by lawolifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good, I like it,. 10/10
2007-03-10 09:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i think the epilectic farmer and blonde girl was the best one. i dont expect the girls to like it that much though.
2007-03-10 11:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by Brad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a minute, but I finally got all of them. Very clever!
2007-03-10 10:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 12:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I got it...
2007-03-10 10:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by euclidjr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i don't even get it and i am not a kid.
2007-03-10 10:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..........you didn't let me guess... *pouts*
2007-03-10 10:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋