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Think like an Egyptain


There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to
him for a haircut.

After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses

waiting at his door.


A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut. But the barber replies:

"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to
open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his
door.




An Egyptain engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after the cut. But the barber replies:

"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."


The Egyptain engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the
barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...




Can you guess? ??





Don't you know the answer yet?





Come on, think like an Egyptain...








A dozen Egyptains waiting for a haircut.

2007-03-10 02:19:23 · 13 answers · asked by 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i have more lovely Egyptian jokes but most of them r in my native language :(
i will try to search more jokes of this type for u in English ;)

2007-03-10 07:06:23 · update #1

13 answers

sooooooo funny got any more these are hilarious
you taught me that Egyptians are very very very VERY smart

2007-03-10 02:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by musicsweetie 2 · 3 0

Funny. I do not know any Egyptian stereotypes but would probably be funnier if I did. Good anyway!

2007-03-10 10:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Meh

2007-03-10 10:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 1 1

hahha lol nokta gamda el sara7a

2007-03-10 19:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by 3abaan 2 · 1 0

good one

2007-03-10 10:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by lilwill4102005 2 · 1 0

LMAO.....Gotta admit......they know a good deal when they see it. LOL

2007-03-10 10:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by steve 5 · 2 0

hehehehehe thats pretty funny
good one!!!!!

2007-03-10 10:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 1 0

ha ha!

2007-03-10 12:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1 0

lol never heard that one before.....do you have any more jokes? lol

2007-03-10 10:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

Even better !!

2007-03-10 16:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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