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2007-03-10 02:00:21 · 24 answers · asked by braveheart 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1, Road kill.
2, To get away from a Bernard Mathews Turkey.
3, To escape the chicken shagger.
2007-03-10 02:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it had only one eye and it wanted to go to the birds' eye shop.Or else it wanted to cross the road to join his mates on the football pitch when the referee blew for a fowl.
2007-03-10 10:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young chicken should get out and see the world before they are turned into a McNugget
2007-03-10 10:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooom
2007-03-10 10:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.so he won't be a chicken chicken anymore,
2.so he doesn't have to see K.F.C. hovoring over his head.
2007-03-10 10:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the side he is on has the chicken (meat processing) plant. "free the chickens"
2007-03-10 10:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos he has to go to the pub to strip for a hen night!!!
2007-03-10 10:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the grass on the other side is better to aid tire marks
2007-03-10 10:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by peternaarstig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To avoid the c*ck walking towards her.
2007-03-10 10:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side
2007-03-10 10:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋