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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

FINALLY , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a PROBLEM

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,

DON'T Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
DON'T ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of

The ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible,

Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

Absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared

To discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ROUND IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I was sent this in an email and thought it should be passed on to everyone....

LADIES.....this is meant to be a bit of FUN!
calm down!!!!

Answer 1

Quite an interesting list. If not copyrighted, I think it good to send to people with a sense of humour, both male and female!

--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

I think it's full of sweeping generalisations.
1. If I want something, I'll make it totally clear. I do not expect you to read my mind. But ignore me at your peril. So guys if we say, "please don't do that" nicely, twice, then don't be surprised if we tell you "IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND THERE AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE A FINGER" the next time you do it.

2. I can work the toilet seat, thanks, I couldn't care less where you leave it, wouldn't even notice in fact, just put it where I want it.

3. I hate shopping and I don't know anybody that likes sport but if you want to watch it, go right ahead.

4. I wouldn't waste my time by crying.

5. I hate too many things in the wardrobe, I'm better at throwing them out than putting them in, I've only kept the things that are in there because i have to wear something.

6. Do trainers count as shoes?

Sleeping on the couch? I don't think so, nobody sleeps on the couch except the cat. If there's a problem we can sort it out in bed.

Answer 3

I think this is too funny!
I know if I ask my fiance` a question I usually get an answer I didn't expect and I don't ask when he's grumpy (big no no)
=)~

Answer 4

About time..i like the one about the headache

Answer 5

I have to admit, that is pretty good! I must send that to my boyfriend, just so he knows I'm not the only woman to make him put the seat down. ;-)

Answer 6

I was beginning to believe that men's attitudes towards women has started changing. It would appear I was wrong! Men (and not all men) are still mentally, socially and common sense deprived!

Answer 7

Oh, yes you doooooooooooo.... you need directions, and you know it !! By the way, should I wear the mahogany pullover or the charcoal knit?

Answer 8

Haha- I always say 'nothing' when I'm asked whats wrong. I think every girl does. I liked that it was v amusing.

Answer 9

Well done i really liked #1 and i know that you meant it in good fun.And i will try and print it off and give it to my other half.

Answer 10

Very good