Could some women come up with some original but rude Q's?

Question

Bring it on girlies!!:-))

Answer 1

The hot-dog vendor prepares a hot dog with the works and hands it to the Buddhist, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in his cash box and closes the lid. "Where is my change?" asks the Buddhist. The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."


Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak.


LAW OF RELATIVITY
When you put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour; and when you are dating a hot guy for an hour, it seems like a minute. That's Relativity!!


WHY WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW?
IT WILL BE GONE THE DAY AFTER!!


Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".


What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress


Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.


Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.


Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...


Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try understand her at all.

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MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate through the night.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Answer 2

What do men and clouds have in common? Eventually they f*ck off and it is a nice day!

This one is not terribly original but it makes me smile every time the sun shines!!!

Answer 3

Bit of a lame attempt at electronic fetishes here.

Answer 4

what does divorce ken come with? his underwear... how do you know if a man is lying? if his mouth is open. what do you call a homeless, lying, cheating man?a good start. bring it girls.....

Answer 5

they do !!! they are just lying low , due to the happy flaggers ?? i only have to poke my head up and were off :::3 from last night for no reason !!!!

Answer 6

pervert here is one 4 u


QUEBEC

Answer 7

what drugs you on my good man?

Answer 8

I don't get it!??