What's the best response to a follicle challenge?

Question

I've noticed that I've started losing my hair. Should I- A Shave my head? B Wear a hat? C Join the LIb-Dems?

Answer 1

A in summer, B in winter, C only as a very last resort if you really have no friends and nothing else better to do.

Answer 2

there are some shampoos out there that are supposed to help thicken your hair. I'd give that a try, i don'r knoW WHAT it's called but the bottle is clear but the product is green so look out for it
also you can wear a hat or shave your head but you can still kind of tell with a shaved head because of the stubble

Answer 3

my friend welcome to the world of baldness i am wel and truly on that path with receding hair lines and a monks cap at the bak i choose to shave my head as this slows the process(or thats my xcuse) also u look pretty mean
so y not just shave then when people take the pi*s which they will u have to come bak with witty replys

i norammaly say bald by choice not by nature... then u ask them there xcuse for bein so ugly or stupid ect.................
get the point

Answer 4

You forgot: d) Suicide.

Or: e) Go insane and make it your mission in life to make everyone else in the world bald too.

You could have your own secret laboratory where you develop airborne baldness spores that you could then release over cities from your pedal powered zeppelin. Remember to perfect your mad professor cackle and buy some big, chunky goggles!

Answer 5

What ever you do, DON'T have a comb over, there is nothing more pathetic.
Keep it short and well cut and nobody will notice, apart from the women who find the Phil Spencer look sexy!.

Answer 6

Shave your head. Unless you have an oddly shaped head it is the best look.