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knocking at your door. You open and there standing in front of you is death. What do you say?

2007-03-10 01:19:44 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

29 answers

borg say "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!"

2007-03-10 01:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by BorgPet6of10 2 · 0 0

Was the traffic bad? How cold is it outside? Do I need a jacket or would a sweater do? Do you want to stop on the way and get something to eat? You look half starved. Can I bring a friend. Is this going to take long I have a cake in the oven?

2007-03-10 09:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by David S 2 · 0 0

Party on Death! Wanna play Twister?

2007-03-10 09:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You dont need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why dont we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You dont need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

2007-03-10 09:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 0 0

Death was the frontrunner on the fourth horse of the Apocalypse. I would ask, where is your mate, Hades?

2007-03-10 09:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0 0

I Shall Not Die but Live and Declare the Works of the Lord.

Have had to run Death Off several Times too.
(that sucker (satan) will try to kill you if you let him)
Ditto................

2007-03-10 12:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0 0

Most of the time death comes suddenly and without warning.

I will just ask Jesus to answer the door that day...for me.
Just be ready and we have not to fear anything.


The Bible says...
We are to work out our own salvation
with FEAR and TREMBLING.

2007-03-10 09:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbie4u 5 · 0 1

Hi. How are you doing? would you like to come in and get something to eat? You look like you could use a good meal.

2007-03-10 09:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph 6 · 0 0

welp, from what i heard death is a troublemaker/trickster

so i can only assume hed play ding dong ditch instead of stand there

2007-03-10 09:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by its not gay if... 2 · 0 0

I'm sorry, you got the wrong house...it's the one down the street, with the cross hanging in the window.

2007-03-10 09:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey! When I want your presents...I Will call you! Till then do not step out of line again or there will be consequences!

2007-03-10 09:34:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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