Funny little stuff......?

Question

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attac

Answer 1

Thank God women know how to ask questions..... And thank God I can find my glasses without my glasses..... And thank God I can already find some of my way around!!!

As for the dial message, don't try to phone me, you might also be one of the changes............ LóL.... =))

Answer 2

Love the glasses an irony of life 1s.Great rib ticklers.THanks for the laugh.Try this 1.The more plants that i plant the faster my nails grow.

Answer 3

Pretty fair with a not too cheery ending 7/10.

Answer 4

That's funny, I like the glasses one.
Also the elders one, so true!

Answer 5

very good...I like the one about respecting your elders

Answer 6

ha ha

Answer 7

the first one is now on my cell phone answering machine.. hahaha....good stuff

Answer 8

lol