2007-03-10 00:52:54 · 17 answers · asked by trichild4eva 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
1lb poor timing
2 cups poor planing
2dashes of drama ( chaos can be used if drama isn't available)
5 tbs envy
2qt. lies
mix well until all ingredients are combined. Put into 500 deg. oven and wait for pressure to rise. Once risen remove from oven , sprinkle thoroughly w/ a mixture of 1part each:ground lust,pride, gluttony and anger . Cut into even pieces and serve in an evil manner.
2007-03-10 01:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by femmegoddess 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
1 cup Stagnation
2 tbsp energy
1 planet
1 Superpower that thinks it's the best
3 lbs of entropy
pinch of salt
Stir all except the entropy together in a large, make that very large mixing bowl on low speed until creamy. Form into the shape of weapons and bake for years at a low temperature. After 10 years turn heat up for 5 years. While hot, top generously with entropy.
Makes approx. 7 billion.
2007-03-10 01:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by beardedbarefooter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take one impressionable electorate and let them soak in a big pot of rightwing media for a couple of years....(or until they turn red and begin to boil)
In the meantime, prepare Florida by plucking its black feathers and inserting Katherine Harris up its a***. Baste generously with stategically placed Police Checkpoints...
....add some juicy tax bribes...
....and butter up some fresh local judges...
At this point you need to strain the electorate thoroughly and throw away the media. Make sure it's gone completely so there's no sign of it....
Mix thoroughly and stir for a couple of weeks....
Voila......one President Bush
Your country is now stuffed for the next 8 years and ready to be devoured.
2007-03-10 01:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Stealthbong 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Changing the date that we Spring Ahead! International business and markets are not prepared for this! Sometimes I think the president thinks we live in a bubble. All I can say is "Good luck everyone!" Oh and "Don't forget to Spring Ahead!"
2007-03-10 01:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by Tom ツ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Making a recipe for the very first time when you have guests coming for dinner,lol.
2007-03-10 01:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by Green eyed girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mixing George Bush with the most powerful job in the world
2007-03-10 00:58:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Having a man in charge.
George Bush. I rest my case.
2007-03-10 02:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor planning and preparedness, have everything ready to go, in cooking terms
2007-03-10 01:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Steve G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Airborne aircraft, fuel shortage
2007-03-10 00:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jane H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Attacking another country without thinking about the implications?
2007-03-10 00:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋